08 June 2006

Execute 1LT Ehren Watada

Here's one for the lawyers: please find the justification to execute commissioned wartime traitor Army First Lieutenant Ehren Watada. Surely this cannot be difficult.

If a Commissioned Officer is refusing orders to go to war, is he still accepting paychecks? He has accepted a promotion from Second Lt. to First Lt. since the invasion in March 2003.

Patriots are not the only ones whose blood refreshes the tree of Liberty--this coward is now worth more dead than alive.

DISCLAIMER: Obviously, this is predicated upon the accuracy of his reported and planned actions. An execution will only be appropriate after a Court Martial, and the attendant fact-finding. I am not in favor of lawlessness--hence the plea to the LAWYERS.

05 June 2006

Bang Bang Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iran had our hostages, Ayatollah proteges
noone seemed to mind
Four-hundred and forty-four days, a
Pre-sidency
Mahmoud Ahma'nejad said he did it for his God
Carter walked behind
Democrats in Washington have this
Te-henden-cy
But when they want to threaten the world,
They do it from Tehran
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
We were not misled
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Did just what he said!

A. Q. Khan again, working out of Pakistan,
Has something to share
Knowing all too well that where there's a will, there's a way
Baradei sounded pissed--Kofi said comply with this
Strongly-worded note
Or he'll have no choice but to send ano-other one
And while the Jews are saying their prayers
We'll stuff it down their throats!
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
We were not misled
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Did just what he said!

Hillary Clinton won, Worser than the other one,
Israel stands alone
Never been more certain of being ki-hi-hi-illed
Kofi Annan and Mohammed el-Baradei
High-five in the hall(BACKGROUND SPOKEN CHEERS)
Saying after all, it was Allah's wi-hi-hi-ill
But the plot's been foiled for on their own soil
Americans lance the boil!
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
We were not misled
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Did just what he said!